And yet, I’m here to say that I think it’s Actually The Best One.

All non-essential personnel, report to the holds in 10 minutes time for the scheduled briefing session with the Commandant. You are ordered to continue manning your posts until that time.

Verrazzano Bridge checkpoint passed.

I’ve got a weird one. I think I did this well into middle school. I always got the passenger side window seat in the back seat, and, for whatever reason, every single time my parents drove us anywhere, I would imagine there was a very long saw attached to the car, and the only way to save all the mailboxes, telephone…

In grade school, without a word, I’d get up from my desk and walk over to the craft cabinet. I’d open some glue and pour it all over one hand, then return to my seat where I’d watch it dry. I’d then proceed to meticulously peel off the glue and get up again to throw away the peelings. I’d do this in the middle of a…

As a child of the 80's, whose love of Yoda in no small part encouraged me to go get an actual philosophy undergraduate degree, I can say two things about George Lucas with a fair degree of certainty. First, for someone who wrote and created such a timeless story about good and evil, he’s got a really impoverished…

And now it’s completely undercut by a dubbed-in “NOOOOOooooo!”

Luke’s speech in Last Jedi was a good attempt to return it to its earlier conception.

If you’re Christian, unearned redemption is totally one of the perks. If Hitler confessed on his deathbed “sorry about all the Jews and the war” he’d get into Heaven. Oh also not kill himself.

I’ve been led to believe he’s also a local racing enthusiast.

It would’ve worked better without touching upon the more serious issues of redemption that you correctly bring up if he hadn’t become a Force ghost at the end.

Also this: “David Prowse, the former bodybuilder who plays Vader’s physical form, does what he can to telegraph Vader’s conflicted feelings, but he can’t stop the story from ringing false.” doesn’t jibe with my memories. It’s a weird Kuleshov Effect, but somehow I see struggle in that motionless mask. I think that…

Came out on a Wednesday, and my parents had told my sister and I that we would see it on Saturday, three days that seemed eternal to a just-turned-10 years old kid. Wednesday night, about 9 o’clock, I was fast asleep when my dad, in a moment I will never ever forget, gently shakes me awake and says, “Do you want to go…

Do you do this with every woman who accuses a powerful man, or just the ones who accuse people you personally like?

I don’t think that rape victims need their entire life vetted in order to make them credible victims. As I’ve said, the Putin opinions are stupid, but people can have stupid opinions and still be victims.

Democrats can do a little sexual assault, as a treat.

I expect you to have a long-winded bad take on literally any topic, so thanks for being predictable.

Remember how much of the left/center-left treated Monica Lewinsky in the late 90's? And how everyone rallied to defend the creep who was absolutely in the wrong just because he was also the victim of right-wing smears?

A lot of Jezebels are being outed as being not nearly as supportive of women as they’ve been going on and on about. It’s amazing how quickly and vociferously these Jezebel feminists become anti-women when it’s “their guy”. We all knew that’s the way it was with many on Jezebel, but this scenario made the reality very…

Well in that case Amazon better get on top of meeting all the demands that those workers have!