Hey, the audience started it. 

For a minute there I thought there’d be an AV Club review of a western without the comments devolving into a debate over the proper usage of oater.

The game wasn’t delightful, and the pixel art wasn’t gorgeous! It was a very obtuse indie game, it wasn’t popular as much as bundled to death.

Nah, that other guy told me I was wrong and that language is fluid. So, typos don’t exist and, man, what a weight off.

People still read the New Yorker? I thought they solely existed for people who want others to believe they can read.

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

So what you’re saying is that I only need to donate a few PS4s and then I can go beat and torture women and it’s ok?

Hey, settle down, John. Don’t worry, everyone still thinks you were great in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

Can’t they just intersperse the current Justice League with slow-mo clips from Mountain Dew commercials and call it the “Snyder Cut”? It’s not like the fans would notice.

Sorry, SPACE turtleneck. Haha, you were probably like “WTF is this guy talking about?”

My fave idea for a reality show is a cross between big brother and the mole.

Does the “winner’s” best friend get killed in a misdirect and then wind up NEVER SPOKEN OF AGAIN?

I doubt George reads anything but MRA and friendzone pages on Reddit.

Look, I came here to get angry if Pokio wasn’t on first place, but it is, and so my world is at peace.

Pyrotechnics by Kari Byron.

I’m kindof amazed that its the gears of war audience that is taking the woke-ification of their franchise the best.

Billy Corgan’s head looks like what happens when you drop your ball of Silly Putty on the carpet.

Now, we’ve narrowed Archer’s father down to Buddy Rich, Major Jackov, Len Trexler, the dead Italian antifacist, mysterious snake venom vision alligator man, or some combination of the above. I’m sure that can all be woven into one sensible and satisfying conclusion that won’t be at all half-assed and disappointing…