every day, there’s another article on this site with a headline like this and we’re meant to feel like some sort of horrendous wrong has been perpetrated against fictitious people named “scrunty” or “mr. goose” or “bleeg”. hot take, people can do whatever they want to disguised toast, kill him if you like, he isn’t a…

perhaps if i, too, can prove myself utterly unworthy of life, i can have an entire kotaku article written about me

Next time, they should suspend him from the neck, as they should with all streamers

Sis Jiang is too good a writer to waste their talents covering this game

This whole damn site will leap down Blizzard’s throat for adding cosmetic loot boxes to Overwatch, but the second they add far more predatory pay-to-win mechanics to the anime waifu game suddenly we need to defend our favorite corporations' decisions to encourage gamblers to throw away their livelihoods.

i simply don't believe you

Yeah it is pretty sickening to make a CGI double of a star who died years ago, age him up to make him the ideal hollywood-style old man (papering over how he actually looked in real life) film some grotesque cameo sequence with his still-living co-stars emoting against a tennis ball on a stick as some sound-alike puts…

Oh thank God they finally added the single most boring anime character ever <333333

literally what is that a picture of? i honestly can’t tell because my eyes simply slide off of it because it’s inconceivably boring

It's also illegal to carry a katana in japan and yet...

From late 2019 to the present, a novel coronavirus designated “COVID-19" has spread uncontrolled across the globe, killing millions and hospitalizing more. Unsurprisingly, this disruption has led to a worldwide slowdown in economic productivity, with most industries required to drastically adjust their operations to…

they were good actually

i thought we did, in that we said “the climbing in every uncharted game is unenjoyable padding that always goes on at least 25% longer than it needs to”

mass effect 3 came out 10 years ago, i don’t see how that point was timely

i have to assume that when everyone says ewan mcgregor carries the prequels singlehandedly, they’re speaking relatively. he’s only marginally better than his surrounding cast members (mcdiarmid excluded) and he’s not actually that interesting when he’s onscreen

but what moving pieces are really essential for the plan? lando could have done leia’s part, since he’s already embedded in the palace (maybe a plan that requires sending a woman to be captured by notorious sex slaver jabba the hutt should be reconsidered) and boom, that’s three fewer people we need to get involved.

i’d almost think that they were doing the “anime about a black samurai in historical japan but also there’s robots and magic and stuff” specifically to rope in afro samurai fans, but i think there’s maybe like three of us in 2021 anymore

damn, this review pulls no punches. guess you could call it a

drink a big glass of Juice That Makes You Die Instantly, please

souls games actually have fuckawful lore so that’s a real low bar