he didn’t talk back to vader, he said “i’d like my money,” but even if he had, tarkin treated him with more disdain in the last movie. he didn’t oustmart han, he followed him, but even if he had, han’s not the brains of the operation. he did a single delivery gig

it’s too bad he didn’t

people really be writing whatever they want on this site

every day, there’s another article on this site with a headline like this and we’re meant to feel like some sort of horrendous wrong has been perpetrated against fictitious people named “scrunty” or “mr. goose” or “bleeg”. hot take, people can do whatever they want to disguised toast, kill him if you like, he isn’t a…

it was pretty funny to kill off james bond, but they ruined the moment by concluding with the hackiest single line of dialogue i’ve ever heard in a movie ever. 

perhaps if i, too, can prove myself utterly unworthy of life, i can have an entire kotaku article written about me

Next time, they should suspend him from the neck, as they should with all streamers

Sis Jiang is too good a writer to waste their talents covering this game

This whole damn site will leap down Blizzard’s throat for adding cosmetic loot boxes to Overwatch, but the second they add far more predatory pay-to-win mechanics to the anime waifu game suddenly we need to defend our favorite corporations' decisions to encourage gamblers to throw away their livelihoods.

i simply don't believe you

If you're rabidly defending ghostbusters, you are, at minimum, in your mid-40s, so take your metamucil, old man, your grandkids are coming over for Thanksgiving tomorrow and you don't want to have another fugue episode where you grope little gretchen again

This is what happens when you pretend that your vehicle for SNL stars featuring a ghost blowjob is actually a beautiful fictional universe full of wonder and magic for kids of all ages, races and genders. You forget that the theme song is a very obvious sexual double entendre and oopsie-doopsie imply some underage…

Yeah it is pretty sickening to make a CGI double of a star who died years ago, age him up to make him the ideal hollywood-style old man (papering over how he actually looked in real life) film some grotesque cameo sequence with his still-living co-stars emoting against a tennis ball on a stick as some sound-alike puts…

I know people are convinced that Ed could never work in live-action, but I think she would have been possible, believable, even likable — if the show wasn’t wedded to the idea of being as visually like the anime as possible. Just in terms of costuming/casting, all Ed needs to look like is: young, androgynous, skinny,…

Oh thank God they finally added the single most boring anime character ever <333333

literally what is that a picture of? i honestly can’t tell because my eyes simply slide off of it because it’s inconceivably boring

It's also illegal to carry a katana in japan and yet...

From late 2019 to the present, a novel coronavirus designated “COVID-19" has spread uncontrolled across the globe, killing millions and hospitalizing more. Unsurprisingly, this disruption has led to a worldwide slowdown in economic productivity, with most industries required to drastically adjust their operations to…

they were good actually

i thought we did, in that we said “the climbing in every uncharted game is unenjoyable padding that always goes on at least 25% longer than it needs to”