shut the fuck up

ordinarily i would agree, disney is a garbage company that deserves to die, but i will put 10 pounds of bullets in my skull before i take the side of alan dean foster and chuck fucking wendig

mass effect 3 came out 10 years ago, i don’t see how that point was timely

i have to assume that when everyone says ewan mcgregor carries the prequels singlehandedly, they’re speaking relatively. he’s only marginally better than his surrounding cast members (mcdiarmid excluded) and he’s not actually that interesting when he’s onscreen

but what moving pieces are really essential for the plan? lando could have done leia’s part, since he’s already embedded in the palace (maybe a plan that requires sending a woman to be captured by notorious sex slaver jabba the hutt should be reconsidered) and boom, that’s three fewer people we need to get involved.

i’d almost think that they were doing the “anime about a black samurai in historical japan but also there’s robots and magic and stuff” specifically to rope in afro samurai fans, but i think there’s maybe like three of us in 2021 anymore

damn, this review pulls no punches. guess you could call it a

drink a big glass of Juice That Makes You Die Instantly, please

souls games actually have fuckawful lore so that’s a real low bar

he’s talking about lost kin, you sanctimonious prick, i think the fact he’s there are all proves he’s not “bad at the game”

ah dammit it looks really fun

But, then again, you've never seen it, so who gives a shit?

Ccounterpoint, you can actually see the action in avatar, which makes it exponentially better

Jesus fucking christ, this is the av club. Time was, the commenters here might have been smart enough to recognize that literally every story ever told is remixed from hundreds of other points of inspiration, but not anymore

It doesn't matter why unobtanium was important. It's a commodity that can be harvested for a profit. That's the point. It doesn't matter if it's a perfect superconductor or if it's just table salt, the end stage of capitalism will strip mine an entire planet for a single resource if it can turn a profit

Literally why do you care how much a movie cost? Did you personally invest money in the production?

NFTS are evil, he deserves no sympathy

If this was, say David Lynch, I would shed bitter tears as I added him to my list of People Who Bought Into NFT and Therefore Do Not Deserve To Live, but honestly I barely need to update my perceptions of this guy at all

Nobody can actually see my comments, but I think it's worth noting that this article is absolutely unreadable on mobile

yeah, that’s what happens when the first game gets Square Enix’s Visual Works studio to do the cutscenes and then the second game doesn’t