how are these remasters the “best possible representation as it was meant to be experienced by the artist” if they were literally impossible to be experienced by normal players? if you’re a great painter and you’re given a piece of rough plywood to paint a portrait on, are you going to paint for canvas and then say…

the only fishing game i haven’t hated was the one in Okami, which wisely cut out all the “waiting around hoping the fish will bite” that happens in all of these

one of the absolute all-time tweets

my mom, who generally never goes to movies unless they’re romcoms or musicals, went with some church ladies to watch A Quiet Place because I guess the christian narrative was that it was a pro-life movie

AM’s monologue on hate is reverberating throughout my entire being after reading this

me and a friend in high school played FFXIII passing the controller back and forth pretty much whenever we felt like it. i know everyone hates that game but it’s one of my favorites just because of how fun it was to play with a friend

for what it’s worth, i (a person whose comment you probably won’t even see) thought hitman 2's final level was really cool, like the rest of that game

it’s 2021, stop saying epic

weird that they’re doing the village from princess mononoke, which is only there in the first 10 minutes of the movie, and not irontown. although i guess irontown in the movie is framed as an attack against nature so maybe ghibli doesn’t want to do that

i think you should kill yourself

lolz this certainly is epic bacon awesomesauce good sir!

on the one hand, petty, on the other hand, there is no way a netflix-produced live-action zelda series could ever be good

a lot of people die offscreen.

who care

sounds as though that’s what this article was all about, actually. a show could leave things ambiguous enough that you can’t just read an article to have a clear understanding of things, but you know damn well the MCU isn’t gonna let that happen here

“deep nuanced thriller” =/= “family friendly” somehow? 

hey, some ps3 cutscenes were actually able to animate hair realistically, be nice

hey disney, please don’t listen to this guy. stop making stories about skywalkers. you have more money than the pharaohs at this point, how bout you try telling stories that have any kind of artistic merit again instead?

i remember hearing when i was a kid that “vader” was dutch or norwegian or whatever for “father” so i thought that part at least was planned out. but then you rewatch ANH and see the lousy “different point of view” speech in RotJ and you realize that, fuck no, it absolutely was not

i think it’s pretty cool bloober team patented the two-world thing and then didn’t even do that much with it