And it’s also an incomplete story without a sequel.

shut the fuck up, drink bleach

i cannot imagine the sheer agony of jumping from Empire, a movie where characters have chemistry and emotions, to Clones. like going from Metal Gear Solid 5 straight to Metal Gear.

as shitty as this movie is, i still consider it better than the two that came after. at least this movie has a podrace. revenge of the sith spends half its runtime on obi-wan hunting down a total nothing of a character, and attack of the clones does even less. 

they still upload monsters factory on their personal channel, iirc

With Werner Herzog’s Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds hitting Apple TV+, we’re highlighting some of the iconic director’s best documentaries.

then get off this website, jesus christ

yes, baby yoda is a nuanced and ambiguous character and you are v. mature and smart for liking him

He doesn’t seem too fun at parties. Doesn’t watch other stuff, despises Americans, jeans, burgers, Indiana Jones and whiskey. Basically, he hates me.

TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die

wait, wasn’t there a deal in black flag (or maybe origins?) where there was a dude working in Abstergo’s video game division (lol) and he never showed his face until the end of the game, when it was revealed he had the same face as somebody in the main historical part of the game, and he was either an immortal or…

i mean, he was fighting the plague by slaughtering everyone afflicted by it

lmao get btfo nerd

i’m envious. i’ve kept at it up until last year, and it’s just too much. there has been one (1) good star wars movie since Return of the Jedi, and every bit of the franchise has shit like this where we’re meant to remember and care about a robot that existed for 10 seconds in a 40-year-old movie.

and if there’s one thing that comics have taught us, it’s that characters – especially spider-man — cannot and should not ever change with the times. no sirree bob, we love our spider-men to stay exactly the same for 60 years, don’t we folks?

it’s a real shame the pokemon anime doesn’t involve the pokemon card game like yugioh did. i’d really like to hear ash say in dramatic anime voice “i play...Ball Guy! With this card, I can draw up to three Ball cards from my deck!”

WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS THE FUN POLICE, PLEASE STEP OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE WEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS A POSTED NO-JOKE ZONE, HUMOR, JOKES, JAPES, LIGHT-HEARTED JIBES AND OTHER SUCH GAIETY IS PROHIBITED WEEWOOWEEWOO YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH ONE COUNT OF POSSESSING A SENSE OF HUMOR IN A NO-JOKE ZONE, THE PENALTY FOR WHICH IS…

who’s Talib?

it’s like, why should we give a shit about zelda’s lack of confidence in the original game when we know she’s capable of murdering thousands of enemies at once? actually, when you do that kind of powercreep, why give a shit about anything?

i’m going to calmly suggest that the legend of zelda franchise as a whole is generally unconcerned with logical or consistent time travel mechanics