i cannot imagine the sheer agony of jumping from Empire, a movie where characters have chemistry and emotions, to Clones. like going from Metal Gear Solid 5 straight to Metal Gear.

as shitty as this movie is, i still consider it better than the two that came after. at least this movie has a podrace. revenge of the sith spends half its runtime on obi-wan hunting down a total nothing of a character, and attack of the clones does even less. 

they still upload monsters factory on their personal channel, iirc

lmao everyone would have been happy with the luuuuuuuuuke skywalker trilogy? we all would have loved the smokin’ hot redhead babe whose personality gets overwritten by her need for luke skycock? people just punching each other in the aisles for a chance to by a plush anti-force snake? get real, buddy

once again i am horrified, disgusted, bewildered, that adults apparently look at this show without embarrassment 

the best thing about these ideas is that, based on lucas’ well-noted contempt for star wars products not written by him, they would still de-canonize all of the EU and probably invalidate all the animated series too! it’s too bad that never happened

every idea you have vomited into this comment is markedly worse than everything in the article

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aw man, they just look like squids now. used to be the only images of bigfin squids was terrifying blurry nightvision footage of a vaguely humanoid-looking shape

then get off this website, jesus christ

yes, baby yoda is a nuanced and ambiguous character and you are v. mature and smart for liking him

i wonder if the people making this had dreams once

i watched three movies with that chode and he never once actually displayed any meaningful internality, so, in conclusion, no

anyone still doing the “let people enjoy things” schtick in 2020 unironically deserves to have their pets killed with a shovel

He doesn’t seem too fun at parties. Doesn’t watch other stuff, despises Americans, jeans, burgers, Indiana Jones and whiskey. Basically, he hates me.

TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die TERFS die

wait, wasn’t there a deal in black flag (or maybe origins?) where there was a dude working in Abstergo’s video game division (lol) and he never showed his face until the end of the game, when it was revealed he had the same face as somebody in the main historical part of the game, and he was either an immortal or…

i mean, he was fighting the plague by slaughtering everyone afflicted by it

lmao get btfo nerd

i’m envious. i’ve kept at it up until last year, and it’s just too much. there has been one (1) good star wars movie since Return of the Jedi, and every bit of the franchise has shit like this where we’re meant to remember and care about a robot that existed for 10 seconds in a 40-year-old movie.