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counterpoint, the most disappointing part of the season 2 finale was how it largely resolved itself with a bog-standard “good supers beat up the bad supers” climax, and the most interesting part of the whole premise was how outgunned these ordinary folks are against the supes.

i’m gonna say that flipping a shit over the concept art because miles is wearing shoes of the correct style but without the official nike logo means should be grounds for capital punishment. won’t somebody please think of the sweatshop owners?????

i’m going to also level with you again and say that nobody knows or cares what gate is.

hey, i’m gonna level with you, the lore from the actual games, as far as i can tell, is boring dogshit nobody should actually care about

lol a movie making a lady fight a generic dragon with fireswords is totally exactly the same as forgetting what kryptonite is.

Or to figure out what makes the storytelling in those games work, tbh

i feel like putting a cat in a backpack and then doing a 7200° twisting backflip off a skyscraper before pulling 20 gs on the upswing might have bad consequences for the cat

i like him so far because everybody wants to use him and nobody knows how to use him so he’s a free win online

right, because there’s sooooo much being harmed by this statement

seems like you’d be making a better game, tbh

imagine if anyone ever had jokes, not in our america, not anymore

while i do think this is a decent joke, i’m going to ask you to please explain how “barkgeoisie” is meant to be pronounced

if i wanted to watch a sociopath with a god complex jerk off to his own ego i’d watch the boys again haha easy joke

lmao you actually believe this

yeah it’s fucked up that she built an entire fake town surrounded by a 100-foot-high concrete wall with armed guards entirely by herself and lived there by her own volition

it’s super weird to me that all the characters basically stop caring about who the head exploder actually is after the hearing. i guess they all assumed it was stormfront? so the reveal just ends up being for the audience’s own sake. “remember those exploding heads? that was really *drumroll* the butler!”

nobody’s gonna read this, but i felt like the ending was a bit cowardly, and i wanna articulate why before this entire series falls into my personal memory hole.

how many years ago did that stop being a funny reference?

kill yourself and everybody around you

lmao this was written by someone who has never visited japan.