i’m going to also level with you again and say that nobody knows or cares what gate is.

hey, i’m gonna level with you, the lore from the actual games, as far as i can tell, is boring dogshit nobody should actually care about

lol a movie making a lady fight a generic dragon with fireswords is totally exactly the same as forgetting what kryptonite is.

Or to figure out what makes the storytelling in those games work, tbh

i feel like putting a cat in a backpack and then doing a 7200° twisting backflip off a skyscraper before pulling 20 gs on the upswing might have bad consequences for the cat

i like him so far because everybody wants to use him and nobody knows how to use him so he’s a free win online

right, because there’s sooooo much being harmed by this statement

seems like you’d be making a better game, tbh

imagine if anyone ever had jokes, not in our america, not anymore

while i do think this is a decent joke, i’m going to ask you to please explain how “barkgeoisie” is meant to be pronounced

if i wanted to watch a sociopath with a god complex jerk off to his own ego i’d watch the boys again haha easy joke

lmao you actually believe this

yeah it’s fucked up that she built an entire fake town surrounded by a 100-foot-high concrete wall with armed guards entirely by herself and lived there by her own volition

it’s super weird to me that all the characters basically stop caring about who the head exploder actually is after the hearing. i guess they all assumed it was stormfront? so the reveal just ends up being for the audience’s own sake. “remember those exploding heads? that was really *drumroll* the butler!”

nobody’s gonna read this, but i felt like the ending was a bit cowardly, and i wanna articulate why before this entire series falls into my personal memory hole.

Falling back on the Easter egg hunt in vr format is the same as Agatha Christy “falling back” on someone trying to solve a murder.

wow, it’s fucked up that, more than 50 years later, people still think Charles Manson is bad for orchestrating the Tate-LaBianca murders. like wow dude, way to have an original take

you’re a fucking adult, this is embarrassing 

how many years ago did that stop being a funny reference?

i have yet to see any evidence that any star wars book, ever, has ever had any talented writer behind it