have sex, please

Ghost Babel (and Portable Ops) are both considered non-canonical entries by Kojima, hence their absence. When the series gets really navel-gazey about its past entries in MGS4 and 5, the events of those games are never brought up.

no, but everyone from Vinci is da Vinci

i’m sure the return to dreamland engine is easy to work with or whatever, but goddamn could this series use an overhaul

i had no inkling that i could break through the web that way; i just jumped from the top because i assumed the web would break my fall

It’s been a really long time since I’ve actually replayed OoT. I’ve done a lot of randomizer runs through the game over the last few years (including one attempt that shuffled the connections between doors that didn’t last more than 20 minutes) but those cut out all the cutscenes so you don’t really get the soul of…

jesus fucking christ

if you don’t want crystals as a central narrative driver in a final fantasy game, you may as well get rid of chocobos and summons while you’re at it

hasn’t the series constantly been changing its systems and styles every game since ffx? isn’t the primary fundamental complaint about the most recent games that they change too much?

i’m going to gently push back on the idea that ff became “incurious” ever since ffvii, because that makes no goddamn sense 

if you don’t want crystals in a final fantasy game, you may as well get rid of chocobos and summons while you’re at it

probably because they’ll release The Last of Us Part II Remastered for full price sometime next year

i know a lot of people have wanted the main series to return to high fantasy, but i’m not super into the art of this one. that said, it’s great for Squenix to announce a final fantasy game with (what I assume is) actual gameplay, so maybe this one will actually come out in my lifetime.

if the rim isn’t crushed doritos or flamin’ hot cheetos, then what’s the point

can’t wait to watch an ugly cartoon for babies to understand who half the characters in this boring show for redditors are

Part of it’s the truly bonkers number of belts he has now, when he mostly wore a normal suit in AC, but also he had this really soft-spoken, mysterious delivery in the movie that’s pretty much absent in the remake.

literally the first video game i ever played, so the soundtrack is indelibly stamped on my soul. i don’t think any video game ending will ever hit the same for me as the ending theme from this one

I rewatch this one every couple of years (usually after replaying the original game) and even though I’m cynical and assume it won’t seem as cool as I thought when I was teenager, I still get into it. I like how Cloud, after saving the world, still has a lot of normal-people problems that don’t go away just by hitting…

everyone’s covered the good stuff, so i’m just gonna cape for The Hobbit (GameCube, PS2, Xbox, probably?). Is it very much like Zelda? Not really, other than the third-person swordplay and puzzles and exploration. Was it very good? Probably not. Did I love it as much as every Zelda game as a kid? Absolutely.

having just done an all-bead run on PS4, i cannot believe i survived doing that on the Wii. you have to do a huge enemy gauntlet for one of the beads and it made my hands cramp on a normal controller, so i can’t imagine how my hands didn’t fall off swinging the remote for every damn attack