It might sound like we’re bemoaning the fact that there’s not one single one of these fucking games that just spells out the basic point of what you’re doing before you’re like a dozen hours in, instead obfuscating it behind a hundred layers of proper nouns and vaguely sinister voice acting.

i feel like the first 3d metroidvania game might actually be....metroid prime, actually

how do any of those things contradict the soulslike designation? 

maybe in the source material. in the games, she’s treated as a living wmd, with everyone who talks about her extremely aware of what she’s capable of. she tries to seduce zero (0) people in any of the games

bit ironic for you to whine about someone else having a schtick, eh?

absolutely pathetic take. the taste buds of a baby boy

simply incredible to read, thanks for the update

there is a “list slides” button at the very top of the article dawg

hart is also a noun spelled just the way it is

for what it’s worth, the recent Hitman games have kinda scratched the MGS itch for me, and Hitman 3 will come out for PS5 in January...

it’s pretty cool that aoc and the rest of the squad will have less speaking time at the dnc than literal republican john kasich. this party really knows how to win elections

lol deeply embarrassing 

lol imagine still caping for buttigieg in august. the dude was re-sealed in his vat of milk months ago until the next election when he can get his “eMotions” firmware updated

probably not the wisest decision for the photographer to not have biden’s hands visible at all times

do you ever get tired of screaming “russia!” at anything that doesn’t fellate you? 

your deep-seated issues with women that compelled you to make fanfic about a five-year-old girl

Honestly, i love it for just that reason. every other game, you’ll be losing 10-12 people at once, maybe you’ll get the memory game and nobody dies at all. i like how slime climb can shake that pattern and wipe out the entire field in round two. keeps people from getting complacent

haha how funny would it be if you literally killed yourself right now lol just like as a joke you understand i think it would be hysterical if you hypothetically drank a quart of bleach right now as like a bit or something haha just a little something to think about

If Rey spent her whole life waiting on Jakku for her parents to return then why’d she leave in the first place? Living alone on a desert planet for 20 years or more and being resourceful and self-reliant would also mean she probably doesn’t give a shit about the greater conflict between the First Order and the…

it’s like how in whirligig, the main threat in the beginning isn’t the revolving spokes, but the massive pile of players the spokes shove at you