“they stripped this property of everything that made it quirky and fun! why didn’t they do that with my favorite franchise!!”

indie games are unironically better, so i dunno what you thought you were doing here

record-breaking sales?

it’s gonna be really hard to see them go back into their tank when (if?) this is all over

imagine getting pants-shittingly mad at the scooby-doo movie in 2020 lmao

i’ve seen his tweets, dude, he has literally no redeeming features. i don’t want him dead, but honestly the world would be in no way lessened by his permanent absence

if i was in the market for a child sex slave, i think i would base my purchase on the appearance or age of the victim, and not their legal first name, and also i’d probably not conduct transactions through a public online storefront

i meant oxygen in a metaphorical sense, in that trash fires need oxygen to stay alive in the same way that trolls need an audience to keep being shit

What you may view as “pedestrian-level twitch trolling” could potentially trigger something and push someone over the edge

everybody in this thread is the most pathetic motherfucker alive holy shit pick up a football

god, that guy’s such a chode. i hate that i know exactly who that is despite all the shit he’s done. can’t believe he’s still being given oxygen at this point

$10 it’s Shantae

while in custody for committing sex crimes that implicated a lot of other powerful people. there’s a lot more reason to be suspicious of his suicide than that of chiang, who you seem to suspect because......uh, because he’s chinese, that’s literally your only reason

why is he charging money for this when you can get the exact same experience by knocking down the funko pop shelf at your local hot topic for free?

yes, by defending this commenter i have been infected by thoughtpox and must now be declared a nonperson, this is a cool and fun internet comment section

kinja has fucking ruined this site if a clearly ironic comment expressing support for a deranged man is derided as “edgelord.” fuck’s sake man, grow a funnybone

you must be the kid at school who encourages people to make fun of the handicapped

i was at a theater with a friend when the trailer for RP1 came up, eliciting a cry of disgust from me or whatever, whereupon the friend said “at least they’re doing a RP1 movie instead of snow crash.” absolutely baffling

i’m rewatching succession now and i can’t stop mumbling “kiss from daddyyyyy” whenever the main theme comes on

I think Stranger Things has been a case of diminishing returns season-by-season, but at least you get a sense of what people enjoy from 80s pop culture ephemera from the first season anyway. RP1 spends all of its time listing every 80s thing it can think of and never spares a single word for what the main character…