i’m gonna level with you, crisis core isn’t that good. combat-wise, it’s fun, and the stuff that directly ties into the OG, like Zack’s final stand, is nice. the soundtrack’s really good at times. but the majority of the writing is pretty piss, and revolves around there being a bunch of other characters who do the…

i mean, they did eventually keep the original japanese tracks for type-0's ps4 release, which was itself literally a remaster of a psp game. of course, that took them something like five years to do, and the game was pretty garbo, so, you know, ups and downs

Yaddle sucks ass. Looks like an even uglier Dark Crystal puppet, if you can imagine such a thing. Just added to the movie to make the lorebois cum

keep on keeping on

I liked the arsenal, except toward the end, when it goes for like a solid minute between any of the attacks that expose its weak points.

in fairness, it can’t be all that much worse than demon slayer

she’s not ever a good person, actually

hoo boy

it seems as though it implies that the Technicolor Boss Ghosts you fight at the end of the remake are the three forgettable proto-sephiroths that are the bad guys in advent children, which i hadn’t considered before and seems really dumb. it could make sense, though, since the enemy scanner says they’re from the…

Hell, you don’t even know who the final bosses are unless you’ve watched a 15 year old CG movie and read/purchased its corresponding Ultimania guide.

I’ve been thinking an H. R. Giger-inspired soulslike would be cool for years now. I now realize I was mistaken, and what I really wanted was an H. R. Giger-inspired bloodbornelike.

love to live in the library of babel, very exciting times

“i’m not mad i’m actually laughing this is totally funny to me you’re the one that’s mad”

no, he’s referring to Final Fantasy XII, a game that didn’t really resemble what you’re describing at all, dunno what you’re thinking of

i did a cursory googling over the weekend to try to figure out why they’re called that, and came up completely empty. i can therefore only assume that they named themselves, which they conveyed to the people at square

lmao imagine being pregnant with the child of someone who tearfully demands that a game studio redo a game that has an unsatisfying story what a tragic existence

lol this is literally why the sequel is like this. everyone wanted a sequel, despite the clear implication from the first game that any continuation of the story would just bring more pain to these characters. anyone who wanted to see more of the story brought this upon themselves

literally because it makes you angry. i’m not even being sarcastic, it’s because it will piss off and alienate fans of the original.

have sex, please

wow you clearly have a short memory, then