i did chocobo sam’s quests, but then when i checked my completed quests later on in chapter 14 it looked like they somehow didn’t take. guess that explains why i got cloud’s black dress

The primary theory I’ve seen for the chalk outline and moon blood is that, during Second Impact, Adam split into four entities — glimpsed during a Katsuragi flashback during 1.11 or 2.22, can’t remember which — causing a colossal explosion that stained the seas red, washing one of the four proto-Adams over to…

I hope you're referring to something other than the chalk outline and the blood on the moon, because there's far more compelling evidence that those are something else 

they don’t, but i can see why you’d think so

lesser audiences

i like how you see him and his buddies hanging out in the slums a few minutes later. they tearfully defend shinra’s honor from a giant anarchist on the train, and then go home to live in absolute squalor because of shinra. pitch perfect

something like that one wasp that lays its eggs in a live spider so its larva can feast on it from the inside out, but with materia or whatever

wild that my dad was charles bronson from death wish this whole time and i never realized

The only thing i found to cringe at during this section was the “dance practice” before the main event, where Cloud...swings his sword a bunch? What an edgelord, nobody cares that you studied the blade.

well yeah, but i mean they could have just shown reeve reacting to the carnage and it would presumably be less jarring than seeing a bizarre muppet weeping on a balcony

wow, obama likes biden, huh? that’ll be super helpful in winning the democratic vote, which famously allowed clinton to win in 2016. way more valuable than attempting to reach out to working class people or anything

i’m just saying that, after seeing how trump effectively mobilized a politically disaffected group of people in 2016, you’d think the DNC might try to do something other than run the exact same milquetoast centrists people have been sick of for decades.

it’s more like, you’ll be given a coupon that will allow you to visit denny’s when they finally open their new location, but they put off the construction for years and it keeps getting delayed for years and years and then in 2024, after four more years of eating garbage, they come back with another coupon thanking…

lmao how do you live through the 2016 election without realizing that having an exciting candidate is what wins elections

that’s exactly what i was thinking of lol. such a ridiculous choice to have this damn sonic character show up out of nowhere to pantomime “sad” for the camera, especially when the game already showed Reeve, an actual human, in opposition to the plan.

certainly not the most bizarre and inexplicable thing you’ll have to explain in this game

she really BURIED herself in her work AHAHAHAHAH

the mandalorian isn’t even the best star wars since the prequels

still haven’t seen this because making fun of “trashy” people isn’t really my jam, but based on what i’ve heard of it, the main guy with bad hair, uh, tried to have this woman killed? and she was, i think, maybe kind of rude to the person abusing endangered animals? and now everyone hates her and loves him? seems…