something like that one wasp that lays its eggs in a live spider so its larva can feast on it from the inside out, but with materia or whatever

wild that my dad was charles bronson from death wish this whole time and i never realized

The only thing i found to cringe at during this section was the “dance practice” before the main event, where Cloud...swings his sword a bunch? What an edgelord, nobody cares that you studied the blade.

well yeah, but i mean they could have just shown reeve reacting to the carnage and it would presumably be less jarring than seeing a bizarre muppet weeping on a balcony

wow, obama likes biden, huh? that’ll be super helpful in winning the democratic vote, which famously allowed clinton to win in 2016. way more valuable than attempting to reach out to working class people or anything

i’m just saying that, after seeing how trump effectively mobilized a politically disaffected group of people in 2016, you’d think the DNC might try to do something other than run the exact same milquetoast centrists people have been sick of for decades.

it’s more like, you’ll be given a coupon that will allow you to visit denny’s when they finally open their new location, but they put off the construction for years and it keeps getting delayed for years and years and then in 2024, after four more years of eating garbage, they come back with another coupon thanking…

lmao how do you live through the 2016 election without realizing that having an exciting candidate is what wins elections

that’s exactly what i was thinking of lol. such a ridiculous choice to have this damn sonic character show up out of nowhere to pantomime “sad” for the camera, especially when the game already showed Reeve, an actual human, in opposition to the plan.

certainly not the most bizarre and inexplicable thing you’ll have to explain in this game

she really BURIED herself in her work AHAHAHAHAH

the mandalorian isn’t even the best star wars since the prequels

still haven’t seen this because making fun of “trashy” people isn’t really my jam, but based on what i’ve heard of it, the main guy with bad hair, uh, tried to have this woman killed? and she was, i think, maybe kind of rude to the person abusing endangered animals? and now everyone hates her and loves him? seems…

man this feels like if every season of western tv had 37 friends ripoffs

hey, look, i know that you’re pissed because i kept playing with my butterfly knife while we were stranded in the middle of the ocean on an inflatable raft, and you were all like ‘oh if you fumble that knife once, the raft will deflate and we’ll all drown’ but....it didn’t? so calm down sugartits, i’m the responsible…

This was an easter tradition for my family throughout Michigan and Ohio for as long as I can remember, but we did it with hard-boiled easter eggs. I think it came from my dad’s side of the family, which has lived in the Midwest for a hundred years or so after moving from France, which might explain where it comes…

wait, you think that running on a campaign solely consisting of “well at least we’re not THAT guy” isn’t going to work any better than it did in 2016? say it ain’t so

would that “something meaningful” include going over somebody’s comments with a magnifying glass and then making sweeping assumptions about a person’s passions based on a single colloquial use of the word “need”?

true, it is far more honorable to say that nothing matters and having a hobby is cringe