don’t create if you’re not paid for it. don’t entertain if you’re not paid for it. only drudgery, only consume

So let's vote for the damage-mitigation candidate who will do nothing to actually fix the systemic problems that gave rise to trump and then after four more years of climate inaction, as Biden's liquefying brain is visibly oozing from his nostrils, we'll catch up again and you can tell me how I'm unamerican for…

well, if you didn’t want trump to get reelected maybe you should have supported a candidate that has remotely progressive policies. not bernie’s fault you’re too much of a neolib to care about poor people

“biden is marginally better than trump” is actually not particularly attractive to the progressive wing when he has made no promises to fight for actual progressive issues. imagine patting yourself on the back because you voted for the man who has raped fewer women while he continues to cut breaks for oil and…

if any future presidential candidate wants my vote, they can run as an independent. not voting for these democrat vampires again unless somebody drops a nuke on dnc headquarters

i feel like there’s some sort of idiom about that

As someone who entered the name “assface” on my first playthrough i can’t help but feel like i might have robbed myself of a slightly more meaningful experience

he’s answering questions on tiktok about his favorite beauty gurus, he’s already garbage. take him to the trash compactor

a fued, huh

man, i can’t imagine anybody who’s not already pretty far into that jrpg life enjoying automata. the first playthrough is just a series of completely unrelated events with absolutely no context or emotion. i’m usually a jrpg fiend and the very thought of revisiting that game exhausts me

I think he means the pc mobile ports are ass, and they are. ugly sprite “remasters” and generally worse vibes

A lot of the stuff in this movie isn’t super — the ewoks are always controversial, the twin reveals of “a certain point of view” and “you have a sister” are really flat, the slave bikini is...icky, in retrospect — but everything in the throne room is just A+ material. A real good fight, a good vs. evil conflict going…

so, in other words, believe women except when it’s politically expedient not to

honestly, maybe if more people made fun of finn wolfhard people would stop casting him as the same piece of shit kid in every nostalgia-bait movie that gets released

yes, you’ve figured out how strikes work

don’t fucking prevaricate. you have the choice between two rapists

you would make the exact same comment if she was a vocal trump supporter

There’s a lot of waffling people can do with a full ranking of the movies, it’s all a matter of opinion and whatever, but I just can’t see how RotJ doesn’t end up in at least the top five on any list. Yeah, ewoks, yeah, secret sister, but come on now.