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“I wish I could tell you everything we’re going to do, but I can’t, because I’ve got to tell you again in Seattle, haven’t I?” Ward says, referencing PAX West. “And you won’t come and see me again in Seattle, because I’ve already told you all about it. But, hey, you need the adverts right? So I understand, I really

I bought Nier: Automata a couple weeks back and I beat Route A earlier this week. It was...fine? Combat wasn’t unenjoyable, and the music was good, but the Route A story is just a series of barely connected events one after the other until the game ends, following an uninteresting shell of a woman. I know the story

kill

if “government” = “the workers” then yes

“Link! You’re trapped in this cave! Look around for weak walls. You might be able to break through if you find something heavy!”

I mean, he repeats the “it belongs in a museum” line when he’s rematching White Hat Man for the cross as an adult on the sinking ship, so he apparently kept that idealism. 

So, the first time I watched The Last Crusade, I was like 8 years old or whatever and we had it on VHS. When Donovan drinks from the false grail, my dad, the asshole, says “try to see what changes about him.” So I’m looking super closely because I think it’s going to be something hard to spot, but instead the guy’s

When someone gets shot in Raiders, it’s a punchline.

(pedant mode activated) actually, he only escapes from the coeds through the window in The Last Crusade.

The scene of the Ark in the ship’s hold burning the nazi symbols off of its crate is so brief, but it stuck with me as a kid almost as much as scenes like the boulder chase and facemelting scenes. It’s the first time the movie suggests the Ark is actually what the nazis think it is, and it presents it as both a moral

sounds like it would be a lot cooler if the workers controlled the means of production

yes

luv too elect a sundowning groper president because somebody was mean to me on twitter dot com

one thing i’ve noticed on reflection: all the vital information for combat is spread out as far as possible around the screen.

yeah, the camera also feels way too close behind cloud during exploration, which makes it harder to take in all the environmental detail.

good thing robert pattinson is a very good actor then. watch good time, watch the lighthouse

get fresher jokes

boomer is a state of mind. all you must have to be a boomer is a bunch of overwritten ‘jokes’ and a delusion that everyone is endlessly entertained by them. oh, and a contempt for people younger and healthier than you

who cares if he’s sundowning, let’s elect him! all we care about is the aesthetics of who’s in the oval office after all. we don’t want to elect somebody based on their policies or whether they’ll lift a finger to stop the imminent climate apocalypse, all we want is for a drooling braindead democrat to be president

wow, you really....gottem?