now, while i’m sure the smokies are a beautiful and peaceful place, i’m sure you’ll agree that they would be improved tenfold by installing about three hundred zipline pylons throughout the mountains, allowing you to get anywhere in the area within minutes

there’s a pic of the original shoes at the very top of the article?

i can accept having a laser sword and telekinesis, but a man having red hair? that’s a bridge too far

it would honestly be pretty funny if holzhauer died or something

Isn’t he in his late 40s in the book? He’s not exactly a spring chicken in ‘85, but I do concede he’s looking a bit older than that in the recording.

i will look at neither and be happier for it

wow i love penny arcade

ugh i’m still in the depths of chapter 3 and every time i think i’m getting to the end, something else comes up. i’ve only just met the junk dealer and now he’s asking me to go deep into bt territory and i have to find his girlfriend or whatever and i have to convince jordan vogt-roberts to join the uca and when does…

lmao die angry about it you don’t deserve video games

God, yes that scene where they press hot irons against a gonk droid's feet? Freaked me out as a kid, and now is just utterly bewildering. Why can it feel pain???

have we ever actually seen a droid pilot a ship on its own, though? we’ve seen droids that are ships like in tpm. we’ve seen droids servicing ships like r2 in anh. but i can’t think of a time in any of the movies where a droid is the sole commander of a ship that isn’t their physical body.

it’s absolutely true, though. luuke skywalker, corellian bloodstripes, everyone in the cantina being a rebel spy, everyone’s terrible kids, han’s evil twin, boba fett being part of a race of people defined by having cool helmets and being badasses — all of it is tripe.

ahaha this fucking image is wretched. “unharmonic sequences” give me a goddamn break. “more vertices but less triangles,” “too many bright colors,” “marketed for children” “it’s too hard to catch shinies”

oh sorry, i also forgot that the shadows are bad and the music has “unharmonic sequences”

what’s that? this children’s game isn’t making decisions based around what’s most convenient for the competitive players? mindboggling

Is the abuse really normalized if it involves the victim fighting giant tumors and meeting literal satan and turning into a disembodied head?

buybacks are voluntary

lmao fucking incredible

i am nearly 30 years old and i will NOT be purchasing this game intended for children because my favorite funkopop, flapdaligon, is not in it. thank you for your understanding

i feel like a year ago pokemon fans were complaining that gamefreak continually favors fan-favorite pokemon from gen. 1 at the neglect of everyone else. but now i guess it’s bad that you can’t play as frondangle and heptogon and all the rest of your favorite neopets from 20 years ago