the vietnam war sucked actually. fonda’s protest was unironically more heroic than anything any of The Troopz did over there

I finished the original a couple of years back, and started to actively resent it by the end. And yet I can’t say I haven’t been tempted to do the same, for some reason. 

muh vagina bones

I have a coworker who will always say, whenever we talk politics, that she “kinda still likes Mayor Pete.” She can’t give any actual reasons why, other than he’s gay and has a dog. Never talks about the other candidates at all.

i was literally on a jury yesterday, i never took my airpods out, and i immediately voted to sentence the defendant to 40 years in prison so that i could leave the courtroom a bit earlier and pick up a vintage soda fountain that i won in an online auction while he was testifying. life’s pretty good

i’d like to think we deserve a bit better, actually

i hope the duchess can find some way to cope with this horrible circumstance

everyone keeps blasting charles manson for orchestrating the murders of sharon tate and six other people. it’s like, wow, what a hot take, find something original if you wanna be a critic

please, please, donate your body to science because the worms that live in your brain are probably invaluable to the medical community

yeah, it’s a pretty boneheaded move on her part. after all, if bernie sanders dies, then everyone who ever endorsed him has to sacrifice themselves on his funeral pyre

yeah, he’s a fucking joke, just like that lorax. you’re telling me that guy has been out there telling the onceler to not cut down all the truffula trees for years and hasn’t been able to save them at all? wow, 40 years of yelling without any support isn’t enough to stop a colossal industrial machine? a WaSTe oF TiME

I haven’t read Before Watchmen, but I suspect they won’t be treated as canon for the sake of this show. But in the original, I think he is never positively identified as the German bodybuilder guy. There are in-universe theories about how the bodybuilder was found dead shortly after H. Justice went into hiding, but…

hahaha this sucks man

aw fuck i am embarrassed, just like i said

I’ve seen pretty compelling speculation that Irons is playing Dr. Manhattan. The castle we see him building on Mars looks like the countryside estate, his casual nudity is reminiscent of Manhattan’s, his aides’ seeming lack of understanding of social mores could be a hint that he created them recently (one of his last…

It feels like the cops with actual aliases are Crimebusters-style vigilantes that are only ever brought on when the need arises, with the exception of Looking Glass. After the one cop got shot, Don Johnson questioned whether to bring in Red Scare, and Abar obviously isn’t going on patrol or anything, she only comes in…

wheelchair man/tulsa race riot survivor is hooded justice, you heard it here first

it must truly be difficult to live with an ant colony in your skull, my condolences

I mean, the son of the chief of police had to have learned from someone to resent “Redfordations” going to black people 

“jane fonda has always been cool,” i type, smugly awaiting the replies by angry boomers before realizing that this is the post-Kinja A.V. Club and nobody posts here anymore.