tell that to my terrible former roommate, who bought new transformer collectibles every month and also tried to hit me up for cash at the end of every month because his bank account was in the single digits

I like anime, but to take any of it seriously is a mistake

Just Case is a pretty weird video game where you’re supposed to scout a bank for a heist later in the week. There are a whole bunch of opportunities to steal things as you’re checking it out, but your crew constantly admonishes you if you try: “Don’t steal things. Just case.”

hell yeah the brands are being sassy at a celebrity this is the solution to all our woes

oh dear i have been owned by the swear man

be less angry

lol you are really pissy today have a snickers fam

i mean, i suppose if you’re the first person to beat the game you also have the world record run by default

“Nepotism is bad, so this new system of governing will prevent that from being a problem,” Tyrion said, immediately before the newly appointed king granted his sister’s request for a sovereign state.

it’s always pretty funny to remember that yahtzee’s whole “pc master race” gag was intended to take the piss out of this sort of person, but a whole load of dipshits with no sense of irony decided to take it seriously

i mean, i’m sarcastic in that i don’t think everyone on this site is secretly tomato or some other troll trying to undermine the discourse by...saying good things about Sanders...? or whatever and i think the fact that commenters on this site continually accuse anyone with a strongly worded opinion about practically…

this age of nerd tolerance has clearly been a mistake

whoa....you are blowing my mind rn...the democrats supported slavery?? and lincoln was a republican??????? i can’t even rite now. hooly shit....are u saying that, because political parties don’t change at all over more than a century, that the republicans are good guys and democrats are racists??? OMG this is a…

wonk wonk everyone who supports bernie sanders is actually just one troll on splinter dot com with different usernames i am an incredibly intelligent person wonk wonk

well, now that a weightless paean to not abusing workers has been issued, i guess it’s time for The Gamers to continue calling CDPR the sole saviors of the gaming industry without feeling bad

I hate this stupid pattern where The Brands do an Epic Clapback and Totally Own someone then a million dipshits go “damn, now i have to buy Brand X’s urethral lozenges” or whatever. 

this seems to place an awful lot of confidence in online players not treating wanton destruction with absolute glee

The crazy thing is that Mike Parson is just, from what I can tell, a frail old man made of flesh and blood like the rest of us. He doesn’t even look that fast.

hnnng super mario land gimme that monochrome green