aw shit i guess i hate captain marvel now :(

it’s not a new thing at all, but i’ve seen a lot more “I liked Ripley and Sarah Connor, I can’t be sexist!” arguments lately, too. curious how it’s always only those two examples

Guys, I can’t believe Brie Larson’s armies are going to force all men to go watch Capt. Marvel this weekend and cut their dicks off in the theater, this sjw regressive leftism has truly gone too far smh my head

Waifu doesn’t mean “child bride”, it’s just weeaboo speak for “character I want to be my wife”

If I had a time machine, there’s a bunch of things I’d change. Really high up there would be killing Hitler and also anyone attempting to “discover” America, but not much further down would be preventing Marvel from ever publishing Deadpool. 

the best part of splinter is the endless subtweeting of worthless commenters and constant speculation of who is a sockpuppet for tomato and who is genuine

i wish i could love anything half as much as you love the sound of your own voice

I was a Catholic kid and my parents took me to see it. I was much more engaged in the weird, surreal business with Satan tormenting Judas than any of the torture and all that, which even as an 11-year-old or whatever felt like it dragged on. The movie didn’t inspire any sort of religious reverence or anything in me;…

you, extremely smart: this game relies on microtransactions to win and is therefore bad

i mean, if it looks bad, then you can’t say it’s not on-brand

The high ground bit is so good. Like 10 minutes have been spent establishing that the duelists A: have nothing but contempt for tactical considerations, and just jump on pipes and swing on ropes and spin, etc., regardless of how risky the moves are; and B: can jump like 80 feet into the air. And then all of a sudden…

haha yes this duel is v. emotional 

There is no way that would not look 10 times worse

lol imagine reading penny arcade for over a decade

you can see how they became such visionaries for the industry, with such hot takes as “DAE Microtransactions B A D?????”

Nicholas Sparks really is America’s Shakespeare, huh

I think I started realizing this show wasn’t for me at about the part where the incredibly ripped high school student nearly punched a gay student’s eye out of his head or something and the author-insert character and Phyllis Smith moved heaven and earth to ensure he suffered no consequences for it. So like episode 1…

Scorbunny has the best look, but the worst name. Sobble has the best personality, but a boring look. Grookey has the best name, but is a monkey.

Bit confused: could you clarify whether that is a small fella right there?

Imagine raging against “virtue signaling” and then defending the honor of dear departed Nero against the villainous A.V. Club writer