Holy balls.  It looks like someone took a can of spray tan to a plate of spaghetti.

Holy balls.  It looks like someone took a can of spray tan to a plate of spaghetti.

I didn't expect Dredd to do gangbusters, but I was hoping for a bit better showing than this.  'Course, given I saw it on Saturday night and the theater was only 1/16th full, I can't be too surprised.
   A damn fine movie though.  Maybe word of mouth will help?

I didn't expect Dredd to do gangbusters, but I was hoping for a bit better showing than this.  'Course, given I saw it on Saturday night and the theater was only 1/16th full, I can't be too surprised.
   A damn fine movie though.  Maybe word of mouth will help?

It's not the same, but I remember when Brokeback Mountain lost best picture to Folks be Racist!: The Movie.
   Every single person on stage to accept that Oscar had the good sense to look embarrassed. 

It's not the same, but I remember when Brokeback Mountain lost best picture to Folks be Racist!: The Movie.
   Every single person on stage to accept that Oscar had the good sense to look embarrassed. 

I was excited when I heard Black Francis/Frank Black was releasing a song titled Tight Black Rubber.  Turns out it's about heroin addiction.

I was excited when I heard Black Francis/Frank Black was releasing a song titled Tight Black Rubber.  Turns out it's about heroin addiction.

It took sixty years, but rock's finally been beaten back down into submission!  I knew it was a fad.
   Time to dust off my Ricky Foyer and the Undescended Testicles album!

It took sixty years, but rock's finally been beaten back down into submission!  I knew it was a fad.
   Time to dust off my Ricky Foyer and the Undescended Testicles album!

It doesn't even say Massacre in the title?  What if it's just a video diary of Bush's brush clearing presidency?

It doesn't even say Massacre in the title?  What if it's just a video diary of Bush's brush clearing presidency?

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   Chorus girls kicking so high all in a row.

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   Chorus girls kicking so high all in a row.

300 was no fun to watch.  Like all Zach Snyder's movies, it's a hermetically sealed ballet of slow-motion nonsense, filmed so tightly no spontaneity or semblance of emotion can get in or out.
   And there's something especially offensive about a protagonist spending the entire front half of the movie expounding in…

300 was no fun to watch.  Like all Zach Snyder's movies, it's a hermetically sealed ballet of slow-motion nonsense, filmed so tightly no spontaneity or semblance of emotion can get in or out.
   And there's something especially offensive about a protagonist spending the entire front half of the movie expounding in…

Sci Fi can have some serious difficulties sticking the emotional landing on the high-concept premise, but I'll be damned if my favorite birth scene isn't Children of Men.  Granted, that's partly due to my re-watching what was already one of my favorite movies when I first learned my wife was pregnant.  And on top of…

Sci Fi can have some serious difficulties sticking the emotional landing on the high-concept premise, but I'll be damned if my favorite birth scene isn't Children of Men.  Granted, that's partly due to my re-watching what was already one of my favorite movies when I first learned my wife was pregnant.  And on top of…

It is astonishing he's had this level of staying power, given he's the physical embodiment of acid-washed jeans.

It is astonishing he's had this level of staying power, given he's the physical embodiment of acid-washed jeans.