Literally just status. It’s sad.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

I’ve never been more disappointed to not see someone cleated in the skull by multiple people.

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

Just to confirm, you don’t see the difference between blogging ‘i read on twitter that Pelicans may have leaked trade details’ and ‘Dell Demps is an embarrassing GM working for an embarrassing organization and the far better managed Lakers deserve Anyhony Davis’ when in reality DD and the Pelicans had little to do…

So you unequivocally trust Brian Windhorst and Magic Johnson and Lebron James, all of whom have personal connections and mutual interests?

I love how this is basically completely opposite from the narrative you tried to shove into everyone’s reading spheres for the last month.

You’re going to hell. Save me a seat on the bus. +1.

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

Slight truther time.

You might as well just build dams across Yosemite and the Grand Canyon, because there’s never going to be anything more beautiful than the arc of that shot

This was always a favorite of mine for its arc, cleanliness, timing, and necessity. Would post a gif but Kinja

So out of touch.  You know only the nice parts of town will even bother to update their pumps to card readers let alone some phone pay system.  Those areas are less likely to be hacked because they are maintained and monitored.  It is the poor parts of town that are more likely to be a problem and they won’t have…

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

It is also built-in to our legal system in a number of ways. There is logic to that structure, but it still strikes me as ... odd every time I see it.

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

At his current average it would take 28 games. Watching that clip, he may not be able to stand up for that many. Is there a reason he is out there? Sad indeed.

Dirk needs 122 points to pass Wilt Chamberlain on the All-time list. I really hope he gets there, but it’s sad to see him trotting out there this way at 40 years old.

He only plays offense!

This is like all those vines I made of me dunking on my neighbors 8 foot rim. Just kidding it was 6 feet.