more proof that a wall is not the solution

Seriously.

Medicine (limited)

We already have socialism. This git can rant all he wants but it’s just a fact.

Spoiler alert, Biff! The US is already socialist, and oh btw, it has been for your entire life, dickhead.

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Because of her crash, the event was reclassified as the Mediocre-G.

ThanksForLastNightMrJeter@hotmail.com

Where can I send your gift basket?

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

It’s very interesting that offensive wunderkind Sean McVey couldn’t do something simple like over load the zone or get receivers under the soft coverage in the middle of the zone like so many other offensive minds have before him. I think that Belicheck’s true genius is that he coaches with no ego he’ll scheme…

This column captures the zeitgeist of Belichick perfectly.

I believe he ‘s petty enough that he wants to win one without Brady just so he can say “SEE? I didn’t need his ass all along.”

Would you suck dick to fire Dolan?

The more I think about this, I’m literally about to start frothing at the mouth from excitement. LOLKNICKS

as a Mavs fans, I’m very excited about Krispsnaps and Luka together, but still vaguely creeped out by Mavs overwhelming commitment to White Europeans Who Play the Right Way, especially after Cubans recent comments. That withstanding, this is fun as hell.

“They traded assets for a player they could have drafted and cleared cap space to sign free agents that won’t come now. Great trade for the Knicks! A+” - Ernie Grunfeld

What?! No! WHAT!? NO!!!

Mavs: Okay, so we’ll give you Dennis Smith Jr., take a couple expiring contracts, and...

Provided that happens, that’s going to jumpstart the hell out of Dallas’ rebuild. Next year, that team could be absolutely sick.