You absolutely gut a roster of its top talent. You alienate your fanbase and the city that you called home for 20-odd years. You may actually be homeless next year. At least it can’t get any-*Door blows off hinges*
GRUUUUUUUUUUUUDEN GRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINDER!!!!

Why is Nathan Peterman here?! Where are my kidneys? Oh my…

Somewhere, Kaepernick’s lawyers are high-fiving.

Nathan Peterman likes how copier paper feels on his skin.

Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman gets Kenny to put a picture of his ass as his school picture, and gets it put on a milk carton, and those folks with butts for their faces show up at his door looking for their missing son, and he blows a funny fuse because he’ll never see anything that hilarious ever…

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

James Harden is one of the very best basketball players in the world and the NBA would be worse off without his handles and shooting and creative abilities

Yeah, I was married once too...

Nothin’ left but a puddle, broken ankles and a memory.

You have a wife?  You must be quite the Cazenovia. 

I do in fact know one of these schools, because my wife went to Cazenovia. I sent her a link to this story, and I expect her response will be “why are you sending me this?” 

Yeah, because there’s no way a winning team would make up that $1.75M/year towards his ROI. How can rich guys be so dumb? Did he inherit the money?

This is exactly the kind of asshole I always imagined Eastwood to be for some reason......just looking at his face.....

This is a much more fitting remembrance, thank you for sharing.

The idiotic American Sniper movie, which completely omitted how Chris Kyle was an insane conspiracy theorist, pathological liar, virulent racist, and whose unabashed love of killing disturbed even his fellow Navy SEALs.

An acquaintance of mine had an uncle who wrote a screenplay and produced an Eastwood film (I won’t name which one). According to the family lore, he had another film deal, and Eastwood cut him out of it completely. He sued and won, but Eastwood ensured he never got any more work. Their much longer account of the…

I’m so sad! I had coffee with Ms. Locke a few years ago to discuss a project. She was so lovely. Kind, smart, a little eccentric, but really a joy to spend a morning drinking coffee (she had tea) and talking about film. She was such a talented woman, both as an actress and filmmaker. She will be missed. 

Let’s make her the next NFL commissioner

This is as accurate a depiction of Sarver as I’ve ever heard.  Everything she has said is true.  Sarver has never invested in this team.  He destroyed the 7 seconds or less Suns because he wouldn’t pay Joe Johnson $1.75 million more per season (he offered $53 million/4 years, Joe wanted $60 million/4 years).  In fact,…

I mean, those are the rules.  We don’t make them.  We just need to follow them.  It’s Greta’s team now.