Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

At last, we’ve found the true victims of Bowlen’s Green.

I thought people were fighting not to own them…

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

She announced her diagnosis in June, it was not mentioned in this article.

Annabel isn’t the one suffering from Alzheimers.

Please don’t take this as me being insensitive to people with Alzheimer’s, because it has affected my family as well, but I can’t stop thinking about what’s going to happen if Annabel looks in the mirror while having a bad delirium episode and doesn’t remember doing this to her face.

Pat would be extremely disappointed to have his family affairs play out in the public

Dear Bowlen family, please sell the team to this man, for our sake.

I think Boras lets his guy know up front that he is going to get them the most money possible, from whatever team is willing to pay it, and that they will sign with that team. If you’re looking for the best fit, or the town that will be best for your family, find another agent. That’s why A-Rod ended up miserable in…

Boras is pissed because he weaponizes secrecy. His trademark is the rumored “mystery team” that gets a team to bid against itself. I doubt this affects their relationship much anyway. If a player says he wants to play in DC or says he will take the highest offer and Washington makes that offer, it is the agent’s legal…

Oh god, can you imagine if Obama even made a typo before his morning coffee? It would be absolute proof that he’s a Muslim born in Kenya and also that all black people are less intelligent and also probably he’s an illuminati lizard person.

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

More proof that ‘stand your ground’ and other such laws are meant for white people and no one else.

This comment should get all the stars. WTF is wrong with people!

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

I am going to go the opposite direction and curse him for not using burnssunblocker.gif

I appluad you for getting through the whole article without making a single reference to Mr Burns. 

The big difference being Nintendo actually looked at their classic system and made sure everything was up to scratch. Whereas Sony have just hobbled the first thing they could find together and released a hodge-podge of lackluster titles and poor PAL conversions.