Yeah, the best part of the constitution is the fact that it allows itself to be changed. The founding fathers weren’t great because they were these gods among men who crafted a holy document, but because they were pretty smart, saw that they all had issues as things stood, understood that the future would bring more…

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

Two more weeks, tops, until he starts calling everyone communists to deflect blame.

They named that college award after him, right?

Who’s a Hall of Famer? It ain’t Joe Muthafuckin Theismann.

Oh, God, that’s very diagnostic and depressing.

Also well written! And 100% correct. Can I get it on a tshirt?

This comment also applies seamlessly to Ben Roethlisberger’s career.

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

This deserves more stars. The perception of being bulletproof is really all they’re looking for.

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

wait WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

Not technically a sequel, but come on . . .

Remember how upset trump was that no one would perform at his inauguration and he had to get some runner up from American Idol?

From age 16 to 27, I assumed “sob-laugh” was the typical female response to sex.

The 1929 stock market watched the end of the game and was like, "Now that was a fucking collapse."

The last person this is on is Bostick, and fuck that coach for giving him shit when he went over to the sidelines. The ball does crazy shit on onside kicks. Wanna give somebody shit? Mike McCarthy called that game into the fucking ground for GB.