Wonder if someone can swoop in now and get him on the cheap. Maybe someone like the Yanks for Gardner, Warren, +Mid tier minor league pitcher.

I wasn’t particularly bothered by the signing at the time and I’m still not really bothered by it. I suppose, strictly speaking, they were overpaying for him at the peak of his value, but the contract is still pretty affordable and won’t be a drastic overpay until 2018. And it jibes with their strategy of buying out…

My wife doesn’t pay $24.56 million per year for me to wipe my ass thoroughly.

How would you feel if your wife started telling people in the checkout line that you don’t wipe quite as thoroughly as she’d like? She isn’t wrong, but maybe you’d appreciate her not talking about your shit in public?