spacemanatee
SpaceManatee
spacemanatee

I could warm my house for the winter with heat from these takes.

Jesus, is the moral outrage over Kaepernick still a fucking thing? Do we need to start another war or something to keep these people fucking busy?

I stopped watching due to all the taxpayer funded jawa sand crawlers and autobot anuses.

When they’re honoring that DoD contractual obligation to support the troops, you better stand your ass up and salute.

Fuck them. Let them leave and hire private security who won't try to leverage that security with control over their constitutional rights to do whatever the fuck they want during the anthem.

I think of it as a bunch of fat, dopey passive aggressive Midwesterners who are about as close to being vikings as people of Detroit are to being lions.

“reflect upon the liberties and freedom we all appreciate in this country.”

“You’re all the real racists for bringing up instances of white racism!”

I hear that the Vikings will open their new stadium with an Icelandic viking war chant led by an Icelandic soccer captain, and an appearance by the actor who plays The Mountain in Game Of Thrones. These passive-aggressive fat midwestern dipshits are as much vikings as I am a fucking dinosaur. Christ, fuck this stadium

Why is it that Kaepernick is told he needs to focus on football because he wants to talk about a social issue, but Gronk is celebrated when he spends every offseason giving unsuspecting sorority girls an incurable form of super chlamydia? Shouldn’t he, too, be focusing more on football?

It’s a double standard. Brett Favre runs around for three minutes after a TD and he’s “just like a kid out there”, Newton does a dance and he’s a “selfish me-first glory boy”.

Bingo. There is no way Cam or Wilson risk their brands on making a political statement. Shit, I don't even know if Wilson is capable of making a human connection. His relationship with Ciera seems like a marketing strategy to promote abstinence.

Re: Training Day. I know IFC has commercials, but I believe the content of the movies are still left uncut.

You have to imagine most of Trump’s input into this campaign was determining the font sizes for those posters.

There's no way Russell Wilson agrees to this, right? Nike and Gatorade didn't program him to risk endorsements.

Oh, I’ve read your above posts.

“Very little has been said about the real issues here. VERY little.”

Saying one can’t complain about oppression in America because it’s not as bad as the oppression in an actual dictatorship, is like telling a starving American child they aren’t starving because children in Africa have it much worse. It’s a non-argument.

The idea that people can’t face oppression because they’re rich is laughably naive. Do you think these two have always been rich professional athletes? Also, one shouldn’t have to experience oppression to feel empathy for those who have. Lastly, it’s not Kaep or Rapinoe that are steering the conversation away into

Wait, are you telling me that the wars in the Middle East haven’t been about LGBTQ rights?