You didn't ask if he was snapped?

I feel the same way every time I read an inane internet comment like yours.

Lush by snail mail is the biggest switcheroo since negativland’s U2.

Lave it alone, his big problem seems to be that he’s 14. People who say things like that have typically never had the experience.  

I imagined this recap delivered by Andy Dwyer.  He'd say nicer things about quill though.

And the camera is on him the whole time because the footage is too shocking, too brutal for audiences at home.

Dead babie jokes are always an allusion to Jonathan Swift. Beating up your gay son is gay bashing. That’s the difference. Very few people, if any, have eaten babies. Gays get beat up all the time.

The right will shit on anything the ‘left’ owns. Bezos is liberal, of course south park hates him. rump hates bezos too

TThe santanese elves, aka the kalausi, tell the tale of the snow golem of Frostadt, which may be the source of the modern myth. Sadly, much of their lore was lost due to their enslavement by the wizard Santa.

Ford’s only real accomplishment was keeping his head down.

Not really much competition there...

Outside of Irish mythology, there aren’t a lot of interesting uses for my first name. But Wilma Dearing was played by Erin Gray, so that works for me, plus it has the added benefit of not actually being he name Wilma (with apologies to those with that name, and my best to your great grandkids)

I just looked outside.  The sky is indeed the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

I envy people like you. If I didn’t have dietary restrictions, I’d be a 300 pound neckbeard, too. It sounds like such a fun life, sitting in your steel reinforced ivory tower all day, mocking people because they can't have a slice of pizza hanging from their mouth every second of the day.

You're the worst at parties.

I think movies about the same event count as reboots. Pearl Harbor is a bad prequel for Saving Private Ryan. Tora Tora Tora exists in the old universe with the Longest Day and Green Berets.

YYou’re right on the first one, i actually transliterated it wrong. I did pick up a bad habit of dropping the last e in conversation, but it was a mistake in this case. I thought you were going to gonna on about the ä, which of course you did, and even made the obligatory 'pretentious' remark.  For that, I will just…

And eisgekaltes schweineswasser of course

Not in frankfurter dialekt, which is the main place I’ve eaten spätzel. The ä is usually very short, not stretched out like the English ae, and definitely not like the Fonz.

Maybe I’m just traditional, but MST3K is my choice this, and every, year.