A lot of jordan spreaders can extend far beyond 12 feet wide; they can clear the several tracks and then some without making multiple passes.

Ever seen a steam engine swap?

This is practically half the cases my dad has to deal with as an expert witness for Freightliner.

“T” for “Terrible?”

If this happened in Portland, nothing would happen until she honks the horn, and only then would everything go down.

The only requirement being that it’s a vehicle made to tow things, and everyone’s posting cars?

Especially useful if you need to keep your load nice and toasty warm.

This was attempted a few times with steam locomotives. After a several spectator deaths, it was deemed “unsafe.”

PDX tower: