Some bad data interpretation going on here.

Baby boomers are just past their midlife crisis now

Hot Lap Mode: everything on, 500hp and 538 lb-ft on tap

Amateur.

Then sit back and realize all of this is completely moot if you ever drive through a town where the police are equipped with automatic license plate readers. In my town, most (not all) of the police cars are outfitted and I'm told they can scan plates as fast as they pass, even in pretty heavy traffic. Your car…

They look so sad.

*buys $4k Mercedes instead*

I...I couldn't help myself.

And then there is this guy, that knows how to drive.

Some of these cars are pre-war, I understand how they got so trashed but this is only 33 years old and it looks like it was stored at the bottom of the Dead Sea. Way to go, Mr. Collector Guy.

His name is—Squid Shady.

Eminem?

Not everything can involve semen, OWV.

Another example of why we cant have nice things.

hah! i don't understand how people think that denying someone a future of their abusive behavior is a threat.

Well played sir, your reverse psychology has me craving KFC.