I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

The reader is the character’s creator. All the author created was text on a piece of paper.

I don’t. We don’t like to acknowledge that evil isn’t obviously evil 100% of the time because it doesn’t fit with the black and white way our brains are designed to view the world, but that doesn’t make it less true. It is entirely possible—and even likely—that he never did any of that stuff at home, purely exercising…

I'm dying laughing right now. Can you guys cover this in some sort of bonding agent or something (I don't know science), so I can hold this? I wanna hold this I love it so much. Bob Costas is a fucking maniac.

The thing that trips me out, the flag that Southern people seem so enamored with isn’t even the confederate flag (at least not the official one). The flag most people think of when they hear confederate flag is the southern rebel flag flown by a group of masked pro-slavery confederates who eventually became the KKK…

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Dolezal was first asked if she had ever straight-up lied to someone about her race. She replied, “No, because never have I been asked, ‘are you human or are you not human?’ Race as a construct has a fluid understanding. So I would say no.”

They just need to shut the whole thing down. Shut it down. This is too crazy to be real. But it’s real.

Like half of these people were at the Kentucky Derby this morning. That is a long, hard day of drinking.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

Well, if you want to get super-pedantic, he went on an insane rampage, was apprehended, and then masturbated, so the rampage itself was not masturbatory at all according to the reports.