As with all of these outbreaks, I don’t get nervous until Madagascar shuts down their ports.

Joe, you have someone close to you that has experience overseas, abroad and with broads, who’s used to dealing with controversy and bullshit. He’d bring many eyes to your campaign the moment you announced him as your VP choice.

And if it was about assigned seats, why didn’t the professor make the kid who stole the seat in the first place move?  The teacher’s bullshit excuse isn’t even consistent.

Good leadership? I guess this offensive history buff had no idea how much drugs Hitler was sniffing that at the time of his death he had no septum. In fact, ample evidence abounds that the Nazi party was coasting on glacier mounds of cocaine and every opiate known to humankind.

No fair, now I want to read it!

“And when you’re a billionaire, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab them by the puppy. You can do anything.”

Someone needs to sit Megnnnnnnnn down and explain the plain difference between satire and stupid.

Yes, a politician's personal brand is more important than their policy positions and experience. Welcome to America.

This is gonna sound snarky but it honest to god is not: you also thought Kamala was an absolute lock for the nomination, so perhaps consider that your hypothesizing could use some work?

My mom will not vote for Warren because she thinks she’s a liar. The majority of people are not politically engaged, all they hear is that she lied about being native american, and it would indeed be a liability in the general.

This is ... wildly out of touch.

Lol you said this yesterday too and it hasn’t gotten any more correct in the intervening 24 hours (also might wanna check recent polling if you’re holding to that “can’t break 20% nationally” narrative).

He delayed running in 2015 to get Warren to run; he ran after she refused to. He got a lot of momentum going but couldn’t close. He then campaigned for Hillary, including in at least one swing state that she herself didn’t go to. He did 28 more events for her than she did for Obama.

Because the principles Sanders fights for are also being fought in the Democratic primary by ______________

Our priorities are low.

Jesus fuck. Go away! Goddamn, how many fucking hints do you need?

Hilary Clinton had her chance. It went to hell in a handbasket. Can she please just go away now? I don’t like to be reminded of that election and she’s just making things worse.

So...cancel Beyonce?

Same. Did it in 2016, and I’ll do it again.

I’ll get shit for it, but I’d rather vote for the old white guy who has remained more-or-less consistent in his left-wing views over a pretend, feel-good shallow veneer of progress disguising the same neoliberal, center-right bullshit.