Surely “vengeful” is the wrong word.

This is obviously fucking wretched, but calling this roadside display a “digital display” and comparing it with a digital license plate is pretty dopey.

And maybe an Acme brand hammer.

I was just at the Times Square OG. I got roped into dinner with a sales guy and his Indian clients. As I was tactfully inquiring about why the hell we were at an Olive Garden in NYC at a fancy pants business event, the guy says, “Indian people LOVE the Olive Garden, didn’t you know that??”. I had no idea. What a weird…

“My EYE is up here!”

Jesus. Shut the fuck up. HURRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRR TYR THGIS IN A SMALL TOWN BGRGGGGRTGTGUUUUUURTRRRRRRRRR

They won’t care because they’ll be dead.

It’s great!!! And the photos are so beautiful and melancholic.

The newer RAV4s are very bad.

I am a chili purist (in the no beans sense) but, I eat my chili over beans and rice. Perfection.

Your second ‘graph is a perfect introduction to Texas chili. Makes me want to make the Jail House Chili from the unfortunately-named White Trash Cookbook.

JFC, go away.

Well, at least we a small reason for optimism.

Ooh, I hope he managed to shoehorn in a comment about absentee fathers in black households!

And do you send them home when lunch is slow? Do you staff as minimally as possible so that when it’s busy your staff are super-stressed?

Hur durr hurrrrrrrrr

So many haters!

The only rule of crosswalk buttons is -

Oh, fuck you. I was perfectly happy living in ignorant bliss. But now I know that sloppy joe pizza is a thing and I FUCKING NEED IT.

Painting saves lives!