Hur durr hurrrrrrrrr

So many haters!

The only rule of crosswalk buttons is -

Oh, fuck you. I was perfectly happy living in ignorant bliss. But now I know that sloppy joe pizza is a thing and I FUCKING NEED IT.

Painting saves lives!

I didn’t see the little label above the article!

Wrong article?

Did you post this on the wrong article?

Goddammit. Compose an article about a song and don’t include a link to it? JFC, it’s the fucking internet.

“An investigation has been launched into the crash of the Embraer aircraft, which occurred tonight in the Tver region,” the department reportedly said.

“How Many People Does It Take to Start a Colony on Mars?”

Delivery robots make losers of us all.

Yeah, fuck that. Delivery robots are bullshit for bullshit’s sake. Fuck the bullshit companies that operate them.

This is awesome. She’s completely fearless on the track, but you can tell from the interview above that she’s thinking carefully about progression in the sport irrespective of her current, tremendous success.

JFC. Either leave the moon alone or blow it up so it can’t realize it fiendish plans.

This looks soooooo stupid.

48 is fine. I support your candidacy.

I like your rhetorical style, Marky Posts.

Will you please throw your hat into the Democratic nomination race? I’ll manage your campaign if you can’t find anyone else. (Wait... you’re not, like, a thousand years old, are you?)

We’re basically just a bunch of pissbabies.