Running around with a mining laser seems like a really good time.

Do it on an OceanGate submersible.

I don’t think you’re doing whatever you might think you’re doing...

Six of these goons are members of the niche, reactionary Federalist Society, and six are Catholic. The Federalist Society is a “professional grooming” organization that cranks out ideologically-aligned jurists with a coordinated plan to undo and fight against any infringement on traditional social, cultural, and…

This stupid shit won’t last a month.

If we weren’t such fucking losers, the Poor People’s Campaign would be the swell that subsumes the vampires and face-eating wolves. But....

Yeah. This article is bait.

Way easier to jerk off to the hot new congregant over Zoom.

Why do you believe he is against these provisions? Biden has never been a friend of pro-choice advocates, has he?

Well, fffuuuuuuck you too, NHSTA.

Texas bad, but this... good?

Nice, but obviously ridiculous, idea.

Hahaha. Fuck off.

What a stupid timeline.

Whistleblower protections are a big deal.

I’d love this to be real, but...

It’s pretty weird out there, folks. Don’t forget your umbrellas.

Machine vs. User Interface Device

Exquisite “GOTTDAMN!”.