He sure seems like a schmuck, but is there really suspicion that Baldwin shot that person intentionally?

Espargaro was absolutely amazing.

I make a batch about once a year, eat it every day until it’s gone, swear I’ll never do it again, and, then, about a year later...

VA hospitals are actual hospitals, unlike parks, and also federal property.

Worst. Travel. Agent. Ever.

I hereby volunteer to be The Takeout’s temporary envoy to the Republic of Korea.

Sandwiches featuring an uneven distribution of elements are almost universally mockable.

The sandwich in the foreground of the header image looks lovely. The one in the back looks idiotic.

They both look fucking awful.

Oh, jeez. I see that now.

In a press release on Wednesday night, Dr. Hal Harrell, superintendent of Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District, said that while he is “still without details of the investigation,” he chose to put Arredondo on administrative leave. “Because of the lack of clarity that remains and the unknown timing of…

My dad used to joke about taking out ad space in the back of Rolling Stone or whatever and selling Jumbo Bonsai.

Does your RoFo have subs???

It wasn’t, but now I realize it should have been.

ORG, DPL, SEK, DOL, TRO, PEL, VVR, XKP, PLQ, UIL, MMW?

Multiple people are suggesting that there might be a benefit to keeping your turn signal on in an exit lane. Why the resistance?

This is... disappointing.

I think it’s too late for further consideration. Anyway, it’ll just add some variety to the odd looks I already receive.

To be clear, I believe our fair commenter meant to say that “they’re absolutely not rated for daily bobbing and weaving at 80MPH”. If not, hoooooo boy: look out for robosilo and their wild doughnut ride!

AaaaAAaaAAaaaaaAAAAHhHHhhH!!!!!