yay

Effin’ wild. Thanks!

Mmm... Key lime pie with a Coke glaze? Doesn’t *sound* great, but waiT UnTIL YOU FUDTCKIGN TRYT ITTH!

In both of the last two photos, it appears the front tire is not in contact with the ground. Does this happen routinely in motorcycle racing?

Pelosi???

Simply invoking the Horatio Alger shit would’ve been too easy, I guess. OooOOoooorrrrrr..... the subtext wouldn’t have been right.

Federal judges are all appointed rather than elected. This is a federal court ruling.

Politicians get juicy campaign donations for their efforts. Straightforward pay-to-play bullshit. Federal judges don’t have campaigns to exploit for favoritism.

Why the fuck are courts so deferential to corporate interests? I genuinely don’t understand it.

Isn’t this exactly how we’re *not* supposed to be resolving conflict?

Same. Dried foods and frozen foods keep me from wasting away.

Take one of the absolute easiest thing to cook, but make it moist.

Republicans love a blank slate onto which they can project their preferences. Especially if that blank slate can give them a get-out-of-racism-free card.

Oh my god shutthefuckup.

Good catch, and, yeah, that is a damn good album.

Just joking around, friend.

Oh, come on. First of all, obviously “to [me]”. More importantly, “the salad dressings all go in front of the tomato sauce” is bonkers. “A row of soup cans goes in front of a row of canned tomatoes” is equally derpy.

Oh, the double-dip is de rigueur.

It’s not simply the neatness. It’s the “organization” with no reasonable organizational principles.