I know it’s not a popular take around these parts, but I’m going to mourn John McCain.

I mean, sure, we could have just said “some doohickeys get in the way of other doohickies,” but that’s not enough. You have a RIGHT to know WHAT doohickeys and HOW they move and WHY. Don’t fear knowlegde: embrace it.

I’ll also note that we all thought this would be a super easy story but then we lost Jason and David for weeks while they worked on this having no idea how unbelievably complicated it would turn out.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man

I thought “Agent Orange” was Trump’s KGB code name?

your car is a deadly weapon, the driver had just used it to hit another car, I am 100% okay with the police officer drawing his weapon on the driver of the car.

Alex, go home, your drunk posting on Gizmodo again.

“shut up nerd”

OMG this one actually made me LOL:

If there’s a place on earth where “Don’t you know who I am?” isn’t gonna work, it’d be the Hamptons.

Wow this is terrible. I’m going to miss all the news and wacky ideas he kept giving us.

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

“Mike Manley" is the name you would make up if you had to write jokes about the company that gave us the RAM POWER WAGON and the Dodge Challenger Demon Redeye Hellcat

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

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