spacegrass
Spacegrass
spacegrass

Wouldn’t it be amazing if the Honda City Turbo and its Motocompo scooter were featured on Jason Drives? Hmmm...

Hey. Not cool.

Could it be that Jason Drives is coming back soon, to be the only ray of hope in our miserable lives? Hmm...

Now playing

Let’s be clear: ROCK stars don’t talk about Rolls-Royces. Just Maseratis, I guess.

Fake. Texas doesn’t believe in dinosaurs.

“Good afternoon and welcome to the Lane Museum. Our guest speaker today is Mr. Jason Torchinsky; Jalopnik contributor, fan of old cars, and... things.”

dump him. No matter what his good qualities are.

I can’t wait for the unholy quality trinity that is Chinese/American/Italian.

There it is, right there: the filthy thieving seagull who stole my shoes.

Are you flirting with me? ;)

Username checks out.

I have a plan.

Now playing

Nope Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo commercial is still in my mind the best commercial. There is just something so right about it:

Can you imagine the horror of a CarFax search on that....

Usually if they expect there to be aggro, they will hook up the vehicle quickly, then stop and tow it properly once they have it to a safer location.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Something something always the answer.