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We all know the dreadful feeling of going to a luxury automobile-sponsored polo event and spotting some commoner in a non-floral dress.

*ignoring

Cognac beside a Rolls Royce - classy
Red wine beside a Mercedes? OK
Craft beer beside a classic car? maybe
A can of pilsner next to your Civic? off to jail.

I mean, yes, but they’re sampling cognac from snifters in a barn full of Rolls Royces, not chasing Kentucky Tavern with a King Cobra next to a rusty Civic.

not wrong

“where motor car owners converge in the morning over refreshments.”

Formula for a disaster:

Great, now I’m going to be paying a car payment for my goddamn maple syrup

Guess Michael Avenatti is getting NK as a new client after this summit.

Trump’s take on an American classic:

Ah, these are great. Wouldn’t be right not to include John DeLorean! Here is he is photographed next to an early prototype (hence the testing equipment attached to the side). So sad that he was killed by Iranian terrorists; some say it was a coke deal gone bad.

A young Enzo Ferrari posing proudly next to his first production road car, 1947.

He’s going to go fucking insane if anyone kneels during prayers.

Like this?

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

This whole thing is just a continuation of his beef stemming from the USFL days. The NFL wouldn’t let him in their club back then (because they knew he sucked), and so now he’s using his position to enact some form of revenge.