I thought bumper stocks were banned.

It’s a Springfield XD, so no because it never did to begin with.

Life would be so much better if Twitter was never invented. Every day I click on the news and someone (multiple someones) do something incredibly stupid on it. Leader of the free world? Check. Pioneers of Industry? Check. Celebrities? Check.

ABC: We’re bringing back Roseanne!

I don’t know if they have the rights to it without Roseanne’s OK, but what if...

Opening: Dan in an ill-fitting black suit, trying to button the top shirt collar. “Screw it. I’ll go tieless. She hated it when I went tieless. Seems fitting...”

Jackie comes out of the bathroom in a robe. “Uh, I thought you’d be gone by…

Let’s convince them to boycott Twitter.

As for Jalopnik’s own ownership, our motivations are clear:

“No braking” is remarkably accurate for Tesla

It’s a Nissan Crown Vic

I like my 2011 Frontier.

If only Marcos Ambrose still ran in NASCAR...

Also, shout out to Rossi’s double and triple passes late in the race. He didn’t win it, but he had the sexiest passes of the race by a long shot!

Aussie Aussie Aussie - Australians clean up at Monaco and Indy!

2002 Buick? Century or Park Avenue? ...the indicators are actually just headlight reflections off the chrome bumper trim?

I am proposing they sell this alternative coin.

When I picture an Apple car I see a white / silver car with a slick design but with zero customization available. Every car looks the same and everything is locked down behind proprietary component.

On the tariff thing: Just fuck off.