My GTI came with a hatch full of MS 13.

Seriously..get this dumbass out of office. With every thing he does he’s literally unraveling another thread of the republic. Like it’s universal stupidity that’s running the country right now.

I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans!

I would drive the wheels off that thing.

Innocent driver clearly opens the left front door.

that started with souped-up cars made for evading the police

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

As a Canadian who has driven a manual Micra, I can say that you guys are missing out on so much.

Did the math adjusted for consumer price index. $1.56/gallon in 2003 is about $2.13/gallon in 2018, which works out to about a $50/year fuel premium for today’s toughest, smartest, most capable F-150 ever.

I think some asterisks that showed the rate of inflation or a table of “in current USD” would be helpful here. $1.56 in 2003 is $2.11 today. So your $9.25 figure for the 2003 F-150 cost/100 miles is $13.21 vs. the $13.80 you’re paying today.

If you’re the type to remove your shoes at your front door (not judging if you don’t) the household slippers they sell there are some of the most comfortable I’ve ever experienced. They have gorgeous chopsticks too.

If I were going to rob a bank, a beige Captiva would be the ideal getaway vehicle - run out of the bank, hop into the Captiva, and drive away at a sedate pace - it would be like switching on a cloaking device. “How did he escape?!” “He had a getaway car - I saw it!! It was a.....light colored........something........”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Do you people really think we engineered a defeat device? Keep in mind we can hardly keep our interior trim from falling off once the car is over two years old.

Can you please do actual family stuff if possible?

Your children will be fine. However, you will likely be disappointed, since having 19 children, all the cupholders will be taken, and you—the 20th occupant—will be cupholderless.

You know that thing about how Alaska Natives have like 50 words for snow? GM is like that, but instead of snow it’s crossovers nobody really gives a shit about.