See, you seem like you don’t enjoy life. Be more like Usain Bolt!

So, I was doing some more reading and it seems there can be bad outcomes to getting the virus later in the pregnancy. Not microcephaly, but hearing impairment or even blindness are suspected to possibly occur. It seems the most common answer I see to how long after contracting Zika should it be safe to get pregnant is…

Crap. Almost forgot. Guillain-Barre (Gi-on Buh-ray) syndrome! It’s a bizzare ascending paralysis. Starts at your toes and creeps upward. If it reaches your diaphragm (aka ‘the breathing muscle”), you’re in a bit of trouble, because breathing happens to be kinda important. (We put people on a ventilator and give them…

Ok, I’ll list what I know about Zika.