I’d love to see a performance/dollar comparison between this and the other 2018 hot hatches

Hey, that’s Lord Commander Shithead to you, thanks.

...and liquor is for snobs who care to much about what they’re seen drinking

Best hour I ever spent.

In my mind, this approach is just to add value to Everyday Joe’s Optima.

This gave me cancer.

The Mitsubishi Regal!

I live high in the rocky mountains. I commute to work in a swarm of Subarus, and every “car conversation” I hear at work goes something like “I’m so grateful for my AWD,” or “Maybe next year I’ll buy something with AWD.”

Living high up in the rocky mountains, i commute to work in a swarm of Subarus. When i hear people talking about their cars, without fail first thing they mention is how happy they are about their AWD.

I see Torch is absent from the “safe car” edition. I wonder why....

Zero to 60 in-