Sadly, as most German cities during the war can attest, we Brits consider anything within five miles of the target a success.

This has an existing and popular precedent. Texans have been depositing excess lead into road signs for a hundred years or more.

Yeah, that gauge was to measure the car’s Pontiacness, and as you know, there wasn’t even a needle to register any.

I had one of these, and it was fun. Not fun in a fun sports car kinda way, more fun in a “I drive a Yugo ironically” kinda way.

Where have I seen this before? Oh I know- ANY DIRT TRACK ANY SATURDAY NIGHT.

Internal dialogue-

We got this close-up of Trump doing his best to act French:

Damnit, I made that so quickly, I didn’t even notice it wasn’t a Mustang. I saw the Falken livery and jumped right in.

Off Road abilities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People aren’t writing it off because it’s just “a guy,” but rather because it’s this guy.

“...solar panel can absorb and recycle a small amount of emitted light (!)“

“...solar panel can absorb and recycle a small amount of emitted light (!)“

I’d want one of those G force recorders added to the ECU so I could scan it before buying one of these used. Two years of mall crawling can be undone with a single “hold my beer” weekend.