“While you might be thinking no American would be dumb enough to attempt something like this”

I haven’t seen Rob Zombie’s Munsters movie, and I won’t, but it seems like everything he does can’t elevate beyond this kind of music video aesthetic that seems to be a loose excuse to film his friends and wife.

Every morning, I thought ‘I just want to drive to Galway Bay and sit on the beach and look at the ocean.’

So just a $50 fine and...

Maybe it was trying to get some damn sleep when it was struck.

Is that you, Ned Ryerson?

When I was a naive teenager on one of my first solo road trips, this 30-something dude approached me while I was gassing up my car and asked for a ride to somewhere a few blocks away because something about this grandmother and being in a wheelchair. I reluctantly said ok. Apparently that grandmother and her…

Good callout. 

I really liked his first few movies, and his first Netflix show, but as he gets increasingly bigger budgets and popularity, he has settled into a certain predictable formula of doing things that I find off-putting: the cheap jump scares, the dripping sentimentality, and yeah, those goddamn monologues.

Larger cruise ships are pretty much the last thing this planet needs right now.

I’m thinking more of an anthology approach would be appropriate to move forward with a second season, but that’s partly because I don’t know how they’d continue with the original cast.

I sold my last car with a for sale sign in the window with the car at a Cars and Coffee meet.

A longer wait to get your car into a shop with an above average reputation.

I assume they downgrade the resolution for public disclosure. At least I hope that’s what they’re doing.

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And Maximus continues to be the worst. 

Being able to shitpost here seems awfully important to you. Do you have anything else going on in your life, or no?

Yeah, I’d say the original is very appropriately rated.

And at some point skeffles will decide that “unhoused” is problematic.