Very nice. I’m of the opinion that Celicas need more love.

Later gen Celicas are seriously underrated IMO.

I’ve revisited it a couple of times in the past few years and it retained entertainment value for me.

Pinchers are the second worst after the biters.

Oh fuck off if you’ve never found something confusing.

Thanks.

I don’t understand why the “Evergreen” keeps being referred to as “Ever Given” in so many news stories. It’s pretty damn clear it’s Evergreen.

LOL typical Torch story.

I loved this idea until I got to the sobering cost.

I guess I would be a bad father taking shortcuts, but I think I would just go ahead and tell my kid (if I had one), “Son, that’s some major fucking bullshit.”

At this point regular pickup trucks basically need to do this:

Love the “little” but super satisfying projects like this. Also love to read about them, so I wouldn’t mind more posts like this from the whole Jalopnik team.

Would you prefer more of the decades-spanning career politician types in power?

Whether or not anyone is a fan of Don Johnson, but especially if you are, you really need to see Brawl in Cell Block 99.

That’s exactly how I read it.

Now you’re commenting on websites during surgery? Come on, man.

Bad call, SNL. 

Yep. I have no idea if SNL ever reached out to her or vice versa, but SNL would have been smart to pay her whatever she asked for and hired her on ASAP after MADTV.

The mail carrier that drives that one will also get SWAT training.

Couldn’t focus on the rest of that comment after getting stuck at the “hydro hydrant”.