He’s what emerged from their combined syphilitic ooze.

And dishonest, dishonorable, disastrous, delusional, disgraceful...

There’s the “Do you know who I am? I’m a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up” incident.

Apparently he mostly based Glick on another eccentric interviewer named Skip E. Lowe.

Agreed. The interior of that helicopter is downright tame and subtle compared to Trump’s usual over-the-top gold decor, as per your example pic.

I can’t wait to have normal annoyance with a normal presidency again.

I feel like that if this fact were highlighted a lot more during the campaigning, including what The Lincoln Project has been doing, then maybe it wouldn’t be such a close race.

They will definitely be taking his calls because it will still be good ratings. 

Getting strangled by Post-it notes sounds like a Kids in the Hall sketch.

I like that idea. It can eventually be his tomb for all I care. They can also drop a Chernobyl-style containment structure over it as well to seal it up to prevent further contamination to our country from the toxic ogre inside.

Of course it’s a well-known thing with Vietnam vets getting spit on and called baby killers when they returned home, but it still always baffled me how in this movie law enforcement would be so hostile and treat a vet like trash, literally for nothing more than walking into town.

Ditto the comment about having a dashcam if you don’t have one already.

Behavior seems to be on brand.

Someone’s jealous...

Just like when Sheriff Teasle kindly gave Rambo a lift to the city limit as a gesture of small town friendliness and such. “You have a nice day, huh,” he said, not menacingly at all.

I believe that’s actually a screenshot from a new Woman in White adaptation from Blumhouse Productions. Timely Halloween film.

I tried. Even skipping around, it’s rough. It’s Trump-concentrate, and a body and mind can only absorb so much toxicity. We’ve all already had enough.

It’s been a while, but, to the best of my recollection, here’s my top 5 from the Masters of Horror series (also see Fear Itself, another horror series created by Mick Garris):

What’s this “spooky season” bullshit. Just say Halloween.